I'm thinking about giving you a name, but I'm not quite sure what name to give you. I'm kind of leaning away from the normal every day names like Tom or Frank. I've named my flash drive Achmed because I had some downloaded files on it and Achmed seemed like a bit of an overestimate as to how illegal it could have been. I mean, its sort of poking fun at the people who spend their lives finding illegal files on people's computers while there's still the trouble going on in the middle east with all the different religious disputes and the organized terrorists just trying to get some attention. So Achmed is out of the question, and I named my external hard drive as well, but we won't get into that right now. I might start looking through baby names and see what comes up, but putting that much effort into naming my journal seems a little pointless. My friend suggested God, but he said he was probably going to use that for his, and I don't want to take his idea. Frau gave me the idea of making it a hermaphrodite and I like that idea more than thinking of you as one gender or the other. So now I need a transgender name for you. Another idea that occurred to me is to use a past name, perhaps royalty or, as I just overheard Tyler Monroe say, Mufasa or Simba. I'm going to name you after our waiter at Golden Corral from our visit for wrestling my sophomore year. As Brian thanked him, he addressed him as Sir Nicholas. I have Drew to thank for reminding me of this visit.